There was an english man, an irish man and
scottish man sitting on top of a cliff, they are having their
lunch and the english man says "if my wife has given me
peanut butter again in these sandwiches then i'll jump off this
cliff" and he looks in them and theres peanut butter, so he
jumps off and dies.
The scottish man says "if the same happens to me but with
cheese then i'll do the same" and sure enough he has cheese,
so he jumps off as well.
Then the irish man says, "well I'll do the same if i have
tuna fish", and he looks in the sandwich and he has tuna
fish, so he jumps!
Later the 3 wives are talking, and the english
man's wife says "if only i'd known, i wouldn't have given
him peanut butter" and starts crying.
The scottish man's wife says "if only he'd said then I
wouldn't have given him cheese" and she cries too.
Then the irish man`s wife stood up and with great anger, she
screamed " The stupid sod insisted on making his own
sandwiches today".
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